So you googled Lawrence Gray and managed to get here! You were probably actually looking for breast enlargements, or maybe you were looking for the mathematician, architect, lawyer, or the dead star of the silent Hollywood screen who does bear an uncanny resemblance to me. Or maybe you were looking for the singing sensation of Malta who melts the hearts of all who see him in his shimmering silk shirt?

If you are searching for any of these, and who isn't, you are at the wrong page. But if you're interested in prose fiction, screenwriting and making films, then for you I'm more fun - unless the Maltese singing sensation has had those breast implants, in which case, I can't compete. Just leave by thowing a coin in the hat. Otherwise, welcome to my world!

All money collected from this site will go to supporting my trousers. Without your help they would be round my ankles and I would appear to be a shambling wreck of a man unable to walk two paces without falling down. If of course you would like to see that, then perhaps you can sponsor a video of myself, or some beautiful actress, or well ripped actor, engaged in scantily clad exercises in wit, humour and angry outbursts at having let themselves be persuaded by a charming if somewhat eccentric director to engage in all manner of peculiarities, one of which might well consist of my trousers falling down. Gravitas, like long sentences, I have in spades, so as in all good comedies, my pants should come down. In fact, everybodies should. So what are you waiting for? A dollar in the hat is an act of rebellion, a nail in the coffin of respectable society, a call to arms, and a chance for you to feel that you brought a little closer that day when all are pantless and love is free and frequent.
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